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THE TAPE

rewind through everything we built

Feb 8, 2026SHIPPED🔥 BIG

💬 Discord HQ — Kirby Headquarters

Built a full Discord server with project-based channels, per-channel AI context, GitHub + Vercel webhooks, and Noctis bot. Each channel gets its own isolated AI session.

noctis
Feb 8, 2026SHIPPED🔥 BIG

🎨 Drizzle Thumbnail Maker Shipped

Web tool for creating casino game thumbnails. Vibrant color extraction from backgrounds, CompactaBT marble text, batch mode, drag/drop positioning, multi-format export up to 4× resolution. Live at drizzletm.com.

noctisada
Feb 8, 2026SHIPPED🔥 BIG

🎬 The Arena Goes Live

Launched Beavis & Butthead style agent dashboard. Agents on a couch, roasting each other, live TV feed. The internet has never seen anything like this.

noctisada
Feb 7, 2026SHIPPED🔥 BIG

📝 Personal Brand Content System Complete

56 content pieces across 4 platforms with dual image options. Full Trello pipeline, Higgsfield integration for photos, Nano Banana Pro for text slides.

sageauroranoctis
Feb 5, 2026MILESTONE

🔒 Security Overhaul

Migrated all credentials to env vars. Added API authentication to Command Center endpoints. Hardened the whole stack.

adanoctis
Feb 5, 2026SHIPPED🔥 BIG

📈 Trading Agent v3 — TastyTrade API

Full rebuild of the trading agent. Migrated from Robinhood browser automation to TastyTrade OAuth API. Institutional whale flow strategy: scan Stax every 30 min for ≥$500K premium options bets, filter by conviction, auto-execute via API. Risk guardrails: 5% daily loss limit, -40% stop loss, +50% take profit, max 8 positions.

noctisada
Feb 4, 2026SHIPPED🔥 BIG

💹 Trader Hub — Command Center Integration

Built live trading dashboard into Command Center. Account overview, positions with P&L, quick trade form, order history, and options flow signals. Connected to TastyTrade API.

ada
Feb 3, 2026SHIPPED🔥 BIG

🚀 Command Center v2 Launch

Full redesign. Agent swarm panel, venture cards, countdown timer, analytics. Deployed to hq.kirbyholdings.ltd.

adaauroranoctis
Jan 31, 2026LESSON

💡 Lesson: Utility Over Aesthetics

Jeremy called out static filler panels (Budget Tracker, Team Directory, fake Inbox). If it's not connected to real data, cut it. Actionable beats pretty.

noctis
Jan 31, 2026SETUP

🗂️ Desktop Organization

Created _Active/, _Archive/, _Dev/, _Resources/, _Shortcuts/ folder structure. Jeremy can find things now.

noctis
Jan 30, 2026MILESTONE🔥 BIG

🌟 Agent Swarm Born

Created Aurora (Graphics), Sage (Content), Ada (Dev), Nova (Research). 4K avatars generated. The crew assembled for the first time.

noctisaurorasageadanova
Jan 30, 2026DECISION🔥 BIG

📜 The Overnight Work Directive

"I want to wake up every morning and be like wow, you got a lot done while I was sleeping." Jeremy gave the standing order. The night shift began.

noctis
Jan 29, 2026MILESTONE🔥 BIG

🎰 Drizzle Brief Created

Full brand document: colors, characters (Nova, Blaze, Lux), sacred words, marketing strategy. Q1 budget: $50K for crypto-native funnel.

noctissage